Aside from a hotel I once stayed in near Alton Towers, the Baker Residence in Resident Evil 7 looks like just about the least welcoming abode since Donald Trump’s Russian hotel suite. Like any good hoteliers though, the Bakers are trying to upsell their wares in the latest Resident Evil 7 trailer, although the bowls of human offal ensure it looks anything but a ‘welcome home’.
And the hotel near Alton Towers? I actually laughed at the sheds by the car park as I parked my car, joking that was where we were staying. I can only imagine the look on my face as we were actually led there. Never before or since have I wished I could sleep with an axe by my bed.
As for RE7, it’s making all the right noises for horror fans. Not long to go until the pant soiling begins either - Resident Evil 7 is out on January 24th for PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.