Nah, don't give it a break - it's a good laugh reading your 'updates' :)  I'm off for a few beers this afternoon, so falling asleep in a field is a very real possibility.

Don't do it seebaruk! If you really want to experience the game's charms, you may as well just go and fall asleep in a field. It's a pretty similar experience and you'd save a tenner and get some fresh air.

It's turned into a bit of a personal crusade, isn't it? I even mention the patches so I can knock it some more. Ah, I'll give it a break - you never know, the patches may have fixed some of it's tediousness. I just don't want to find out!

Still no love for Flock, eh? :)  I'm almost tempted to check out this game, just to see if it really is that bad!

Another new patch. This adds even more stuff to the game. Herd rabbits! Complete the new campaign! Gasp in awe at the giant carrot! Use the improved level editor! Or don't!

I know I won't be.

Hmm… there's a new patch out (Patch section updated) in case anyone's interested.  Improvements include "Cow acceleration increased". It also takes out the SecuROM protection.

Meh, I bet the game's still crap.

Excellent pun Gidzilla!

Yeah, this game made my bile rise.  I've found that with hindsight I disklike it even more - whenever I think of it, I start to get angry. Odd - I don't normally get that mad by games.  Apart from Gears of War.

I was hoping for more from these British developers. Shame.

Nice review, sounds like abit of a maaaare