From the mind of Bill Tiller, the writer behind the comedy Adventure A Vampyre Story

Minimum requirements:
1.6 GHz CPU
1GB RAM
256 MB DirectX 9.0c compatible graphics card (NVidia GeForce FX generation, ATI Radeon 9500)
4 GB of free hard disk space
DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card
Windows XP or Vista

Recommended requirements:

3.0 GHz CPU
1.5GB RAM
NVidia GeForce 6800, ATI Radeon HD 4650