You can't call yourself a true Saints Row fan if you're not willing to pay a little extra for a special edition. If the ones you've already seen don't take your fancy, Deep Silver have revealed an extra-special special edition.
For a cool million dollars you can get a whole host of experiences, including first class flights and hotel stays, as well as a trip to space...
This brings back memory of the Grid 2 Mono Edition, although on a much larger scale (this is Saints Row after all). The Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition will indeed set you back many wad wads, but the rewards that come with it are pretty insane.
Obviously this package will give you a copy of Saints Row 4; the Commander In Chief Edition no less. This version of the game can be bought separately, for those with weaker wallets. The lucky buyer will also be able to take a trip to space with Virgin Galactic (the usual price is set at $250,000), which is of course a necessary experience to truly understand the Saint's perils.
Continuing down the list of rewards, you'll get a Lamborghini Gallardo:
The car will come with a E25 Super Car Club membership, valid for a year. To make sure you have a car for your butler to drive, you will also get a Toyota Prius (this also adds some Green street cred).
Obviously the Lamborghini requires you to have a face that will match your Raybans, so the Wad Wad edition also includes a voucher for some plastic surgery. Another voucher included is for a day of accompanied shopping to make your perfect Saints Row capsule-wardrobe.
You now look like a secret agent, drive like a secret agent; it's time to learn how to actually be one! A full day of spy training will be yours, along with a "Hostage Rescue experience" (It's not clear if you're the hostage or not...).
If you were feeling a bit exhausted after all that, there's also two trips for yourself and one other lucky person; 7 days each at The Jefferson Hotel in Washington and the mythical 'seven star' hotel in Dubai, the Burj-al-arab-hotel. You will take your stay in the Royal Suite, and I promise you it will be Royal.
Naturally, First Class flights are included to both destinations.
And most importantly? A full size replica Dubstep Gun. Which is probably not allowed on your plane trips unfortunately.
So, if you won the lottery tomorrow, do you think this Saints Row version is what you'd do with it? Has Deep Silver taken it too far, or is this all in the Saints Row spirit? Tell us your thoughts!