Buy a Saints Row IV Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition For Just One Million Dollars

Written by Luuk on Sat, Aug 10, 2013 8:48 AM
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You can't call yourself a true Saints Row fan if you're not willing to pay a little extra for a special edition. If the ones you've already seen don't take your fancy, Deep Silver have revealed an extra-special special edition.

For a cool million dollars you can get a whole host of experiences, including first class flights and hotel stays, as well as a trip to space...

This brings back memory of the Grid 2 Mono Edition, although on a much larger scale (this is Saints Row after all). The Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition will indeed set you back many wad wads, but the rewards that come with it are pretty insane.

Obviously this package will give you a copy of Saints Row 4; the Commander In Chief Edition no less. This version of the game can be bought separately, for those with weaker wallets. The lucky buyer will also be able to take a trip to space with Virgin Galactic (the usual price is set at $250,000), which is of course a necessary experience to truly understand the Saint's perils.

Continuing down the list of rewards, you'll get a Lamborghini Gallardo:

The car will come with a E25 Super Car Club membership, valid for a year. To make sure you have a car for your butler to drive, you will also get a Toyota Prius (this also adds some Green street cred).

Obviously the Lamborghini requires you to have a face that will match your Raybans, so the Wad Wad edition also includes a voucher for some plastic surgery. Another voucher included is for a day of accompanied shopping to make your perfect Saints Row capsule-wardrobe.

You now look like a secret agent, drive like a secret agent; it's time to learn how to actually be one! A full day of spy training will be yours, along with a "Hostage Rescue experience" (It's not clear if you're the hostage or not...).

If you were feeling a bit exhausted after all that, there's also two trips for yourself and one other lucky person; 7 days each at The Jefferson Hotel in Washington and the mythical 'seven star' hotel in Dubai, the Burj-al-arab-hotel. You will take your stay in the Royal Suite, and I promise you it will be Royal.

Naturally, First Class flights are included to both destinations.

 

And most importantly? A full size replica Dubstep Gun. Which is probably not allowed on your plane trips unfortunately.

So, if you won the lottery tomorrow, do you think this Saints Row version is what you'd do with it? Has Deep Silver taken it too far, or is this all in the Saints Row spirit? Tell us your thoughts!

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08:44 Aug-12-2013

"Daddy, can I get some money to buy a game?"
"Sure boy, how much do you need?"
"Oh just 1 million..." :D

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11:13 Aug-12-2013

But nobody's gonna sell a 16+ game to a little boy anyways :P

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12:17 Aug-12-2013

Put it on dad's credit card! :)

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12:21 Aug-12-2013

Well, I told my Dad and he said here take 1 million imaginery coins.

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12:40 Aug-12-2013

My parents bought me a 18+ game when I was younger thinking it was just an ordinary detective adventure game.. google "Lula 3D" :P (I was 14 then)..

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12:43 Aug-12-2013

ahahaahahahha what kind of game is that :)? ??

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19:17 Aug-12-2013

From Wikipedia: "Lula 3D is an adult adventure video game developed and published by cdv Software Entertainment for the personal computer. It was released in Europe on June 22, 2005, and it is part of the Lula video game series."
So yeah... i obviously still have it.. for.. reasons :P "Bouncing Boobs Technology"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Lula_3D_Coverart.jpg :D

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19:31 Aug-12-2013

I actually searched for it, it's so bad that I need to get it (and boobs)

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21:51 Aug-12-2013

The graphics are actually very good for an old game. Nothing super HD but there is probably community patches to make it look better. Luckily I found a no-cd crack for it, i accidentally broke the disc :P

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22:00 Aug-12-2013

Oooh..I need to look this game up hehehe

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09:56 Aug-13-2013

And the original topic was...? :D

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10:25 Aug-13-2013

Something about parents and money... But once the topic steered towards sex, it was a lost cause...

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17:21 Aug-13-2013

No, not sex. Motion. Breast motion.

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17:29 Aug-13-2013

Bouncy bouncy...

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21:26 Aug-13-2013

Here we go again :D

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23:38 Aug-13-2013

There is no stopping this Breast train

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I started something :D I feel loved :P

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You are loved

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05:43 Aug-14-2013

You are (not) Alone.

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14:23 Aug-14-2013

You will never be alone on GD...

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19:47 Aug-14-2013

The only time when your alone is when your not on GD

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22:19 Aug-11-2013

I personally think this is a great deal. Time to go begging, I think. :D

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00:03 Aug-12-2013

hehe, if you can get $1 million by begging, I want to live where you do :p

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17:27 Aug-11-2013

No, that's just too much wad wad for a rich-ass game edition

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10:00 Aug-11-2013

i haves no wad wad to buy the wad wad edition

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22:23 Aug-12-2013

Haha best pun yet ;D

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07:34 Aug-11-2013

HELL YA pulls out wallet, sees dust... walks away

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07:12 Aug-11-2013

I'm going to buy this game tonight! Sorry buddies but I wont be visiting GD for sometime because I'll be off to my trip to space and Dubai and Washington in my new Galardo :-D

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07:14 Aug-11-2013

no I bought it already :DSo see ya all I will take some photos for you.

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07:20 Aug-11-2013

Ohhh Man! I wanna buy this from you for 5 Million $ :-D Deal?

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08:11 Aug-11-2013

I will give this to you for about 4,5 because I already used the hotel. Take it or LEave it :)

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08:26 Aug-11-2013

Hmm lets see:I have a new offer you will give me all your money and I will let you drive my Gallardo for 2 hours!!!Deal?:D

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08:53 Aug-11-2013

He'll better make a Gallardo mod for Saints Raw 4 :P

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06:22 Aug-11-2013

SO if we all pool our money I think we can buy this and split the prizes up. Dips on the Lambo. You guys can have the rest I just want the car. O and the game for organizing this deal. Everything else is up for auction and so long as it all comes to 1 mil we can get our pieces.

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06:29 Aug-11-2013

Dibs on the space trip...

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06:39 Aug-11-2013

Well we are going to auction bits and pieces off unless someone pays enough to have that part. So we will say 200k for the trip or it will be auctioned off

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Everything helps :)

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21:52 Aug-10-2013

Do they accept cash,or credit card?

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22:15 Aug-10-2013

You buy that with credit suitcase... slap it on their desk "Yo I wanna buy SR4 rich-ass edition". Would look like a drug deal.

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00:12 Aug-11-2013

+1

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HAHAHA :-D +1

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05:36 Aug-11-2013

Hahahaha LOL I love the people on this website!!!

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06:04 Aug-11-2013

likewise, well, most of them :D

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06:13 Aug-11-2013

Well I dont think the would accept your Credit Card since I bought it yesterday. The Lambo came in white though and I wanted it on green, I am thinkinh of selling it as a used game.

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06:15 Aug-11-2013

I will buy it from you!

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06:19 Aug-11-2013

What are you offering ??, Oh about the flights and the hotel, I have already visited jeferson hotel and got charged 400.000 $ for buying peanut butter :(

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06:22 Aug-11-2013

I can give you my blown up power supply, perfect for shooting at a gun range.

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06:25 Aug-11-2013

OHHH and the dubstep gun is a scum. When the receptionist gave me them bill, I pointed him with the dubstep gun and strted shooting at him, he didnt dance dubstep all hi coul d say was go the hell away

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19:25 Aug-10-2013

lol

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19:07 Aug-10-2013

XD This is amazing...if I won the lottery, i would definitely buy this, if nothing else to have the car, game, and gun, sell the others to those who wanted them.

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19:08 Aug-10-2013

Even if you do, they dont give you 1million dollars at hand, they give you parts.

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20:03 Aug-10-2013

that's true, but, still :p point being, if I had the money, i'd buy this no problem, it's just that awesome.

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21:23 Aug-10-2013

A bit like the $1000 "I am rich" app that 7 people actually bought :P

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21:46 Aug-10-2013

kinda, except this is more useful, I think.

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22:52 Aug-10-2013

You can either get a lump sum or have it sent to you in portions. So you do have choices. Especially if you won a bigger lottery!

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I was unsure how it worked, since I never entered, personally, and probably won't.

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18:55 Aug-10-2013

WHAT.
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FACK.
Is this a joke!? ._. Who the hell would pay 1 million dollars for this!?

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19:06 Aug-10-2013

true XD although the rewards seem worth it, the flight to space, like stated, is roughly $250,000, the car's roughly $300,000, the gun, well, we all know that there would be a huge price on it, since this it the only way to get it...then there's the trips, and the plastic surgery, it seems like it would be worth the price if you could afford it, I can't, but I'd buy it if I could.

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18:43 Aug-10-2013

Hey, I request a Review Copy =))

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18:10 Aug-10-2013

Five steps towards going into the History books:
1.Loan a few billions from the bank nearest to you
2.Buy the bank with the money you loaned from them (make sure you have a million to spare, if not, try to arrange a deal. You'll need a Speechcrafting skill of at least 80 and the "OMFG-STFU" perk)
3.Now you don't have to return the money! YAY!
4.Buy the "SAINTS ROW IV SUPER DANGEROUS WAD WAD EDITION"
5.PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good Plan! Let's do it together. :-D

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08:18 Aug-11-2013

Maybe I shouldn't have posted it...
I would do that but I already pre-ordered SR IV on steam, so this package won't be of full value to me XD

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17:40 Aug-10-2013

let me get my wallet

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16:52 Aug-10-2013

Haha, this is actually really cool, I wonder if other games will start offering million dollar editions. "Now, let's just see whats in my piggy bank... Oh, £3.27."

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16:36 Aug-10-2013

If you had a Million Dollars, would you seriously get this?
Now that, is the Million Dollar Question!

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Toooooooo bad I'm not a Millionaire :-(

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16:44 Aug-10-2013

Don't be down man, none of us are ;)

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14:54 Aug-10-2013

Do u need passport for going in space?

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14:56 Aug-10-2013

All you need is that Wad Wad edition

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16:19 Aug-10-2013

Well yes if you dont live in mexico (thats where the virgin spaceport is so you would need a passport to get there).

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14:52 Aug-10-2013

Fellow debaters, lets buy it ;)

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14:51 Aug-10-2013

I will buy this after i rob that bank from GTA V

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